Completely Undateable

literallysame:

my entire childhood in a twitter screenshot

literallysame:

my entire childhood in a twitter screenshot

distance:

following back all until 60k

lanashiftdelrey:

when you’ve been waiting for the pizza delivery for so long then your doorbell rings and you just

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capsicle107:

I appreciate that his brother has successfully learned how to block the left boob grab.

caseyanthonyofficial:

It’s 2014

caseyanthonyofficial:

It’s 2014

timelordanon:

timelordanon:

can you put brownie mix in a waffle iron

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I AM THE FUTURE

legalwifi:

talking with your crush like

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popculturebrain:

gameraboy:

Godzilla vs. Charles Barkley

Better than Gareth Edwards’ ‘Godzilla’

telernarketing:

universities be like

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riddlersgammon:

that time of year is approaching

scary lawn decorations

terrifying tv programs

people in costumes going door to door

election season