Completely Undateable

leftenantabigailmills:

scully face when they tell her she has to work with mulder tho

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she like: "im not still paying student loans to investigate witches and shit"

shytoaster:

what-the-fuckasaurus-rex:

dicketysplit:

trying to write essays

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what does this mean

have u ever written an essay

hellotittydiesofcuteness:

aduhm:

dirtylittledamsel:

tmodm19:

She cut off the tattoo of he ex’s name, put it in a jar and mailed it to him.

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good for her … I’d do the same but I’m very very attached to my skin !

radical-skeleton:

its not halloween its hellaween

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nooshows:

pumpkin heads

nooshows:

pumpkin heads

zombiepussyliquor:

👻💀🔮

Happy October

🎃👿👽
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zombiepussyliquor:

👻💀🔮

Happy October

🎃👿👽

sightless-cat:

motivational ghost buddies!

mulders:

i can’t believe i had to read this with my own two eyes

mulders:

i can’t believe i had to read this with my own two eyes

lockrum:

laina:

laina:

laina:

this guy was watching the vmas with me and now he’s educating himself how precious is that

he keeps asking me all these questions about aspects of feminism and he’s like “so basically it’s about letting women do what they want without being judged for it” and I was like yea and he was like “oh okay that’s so simple why isn’t everyone a feminist” it’s precious

update: I banged him

lockrum:

laina:

laina:

laina:

this guy was watching the vmas with me and now he’s educating himself how precious is that

he keeps asking me all these questions about aspects of feminism and he’s like “so basically it’s about letting women do what they want without being judged for it” and I was like yea and he was like “oh okay that’s so simple why isn’t everyone a feminist” it’s precious

update: I banged him